Zaky – Absentee parent pillow (creepy)

Are you an absentee parent? Do you want to fake your infant into a false sense of you actually being around? This product is for you then. It saves you from having to chop off your own hands by simulating your hands via big giant stuffed pillow hands that can hod your baby for you. Although these things probably work well, like any pillow would, there is something creepy about having a disembodied hand holding my baby. Aside from the fact that you are not supposed to leave an infant unattended with a smother device, LIKE A PILLOW… If your gonna leave your child alone, commit to it! Don’t do it half way by lying to them. You will do it enough when they are older…
via pregnancy store