Not all that interesting a fan you say? Oh no, you are a mistaken… Apparently the fan is the most interesting thing in all the universe. More interesting than mommy, or daddy, or toys, or the dog, or anything. If there is a fan in the room, Ashley must stare at it. If it’s moving, she stares at it. If it’s off, she stares at it. Lights on or off, she stares at it. Though when the lights are on it makes her sneeze. The only thing that is able to distract from the fan is… The Boob. But even then, she will occasionally peek at it from the corner of her eye.
Is it distrust? Did the fan commit some heinous act of malice against her? Did it make fun of her in another life? Does she thing the fan is a higher being? I have no idea. I wish we had thought scanners from the future so we could see what she is thinking. Maybe she thinks its the parent, and we are just appendages?
